Cucumber, the new terrorist weapon

Originally shared by Martin Seeger

Cucumber, the new terrorist weapon

Attempt: Child (4y) wants to say "cucumber"
Implementation: Child says something like "cuker-bum"
Adaptation: Nursery understands "cooker bomb"
Result: “Your children might not be taken off you ... you can prove yourself innocent.”

Verdict: The terrorists won :-(
http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/mar/11/nursery-radicalisation-fears-boys-cucumber-drawing-cooker-bomb